lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig)

carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

(Source: jotarero)

john-egbertholdt:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

ITS AUGUST

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)

(Source: s-c-i-guy)

adameforhim:

gypsylocybin:

HOW DOES SHE DO IT HOW DOES SHE GO FROM SEX GODDESS THAT RUNS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOUDOIR IN TOWN

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TO “I JUST GOT MY INHERITANCE IMNA FUND A CHARITY  BEFORE VACATIONING IN POCONOS” LOOKS

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TO LESBIAN PUNK HOOKER LOOKING FOR HER NEXT TRICK

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TO HIGH FASHION SEX PRIESTESS 

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TO WHATEVER THIS IS

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TO GHOST OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER

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traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

(Source: revtomdildomolar)

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)

(Source: coolapocalypse)

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

923,616 plays

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

(Source: vinegod)

tori-the-awesome:

Its that time again guys!
So Helloooo People of tumblr!
This is a giveaway for people following me.
Yeah, darn, ya gotta be following me to win.
But speaking of winninngggg, Heres what you could win!

Prizes:
-3 pairs of contacts from Pinky Paradise
-50$ worth of anything you want off of amazon/ebay
-ANY cosplay you want thats under 150$ (excludes wig)
-3 wigs of your choice! (each wig must be under 35$ without shipping)
-A Mac Makeup Palette
-A bunch of other makeup! ((Eyeliner, Lipstick, Lipgloss, Makeup brushes etc).
{{Prizes not depicted}}
-2 fandom shirts of your choice
-A flower crown
-A ever so fashionable galaxy necklace


Now For The Rules! Make Sure You Read These!

-You Must Be following Me!
-You can start following me while the giveaway is going then win, but you must be following me even if you reblogged by the time it ends.
-Likes & Reblogs count! You may reblog more than once!
-You have to be comfortable with giving me your address.
-I ship worldwide

This will end December 31st 2014 at 2:00PM (CDT)

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(Source: brideofgodzilla)

Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. 

(Source: nicedynmite)

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valleyfair:

now there’s actual solid evidence that dicovery’s shark week is as garbage as I always thought it was